The real BBUS post can be found here… Monday Musings for Baby Boomers – Transportation in Heaven by Joe Hauckes © Baby Boomers U. S. (The Blog) .
Smile!
Monday has always been a little bit of a let down, what with it being the beginning of the work week and all.
So to start things out on a bright note for the week, I bring you the…
Baby Boomers Monday Musings.
Transportation in Heaven
And it came to pass that an angel came up to three newly-dead men and said – “You are all to be allocated a method for transportation around heaven. You will be judged on your past deeds, and will have your transport chosen accordingly.”
The angel looked at the first guy, Dave, and said- “You, Dave, were a bad man in life. You cheated on your wife four times! For this, you will drive around Heaven in an old beat-up Dodge.”
The angel next looked at the second guy, Jon, and said- “You were not as sinful, but you still cheated on your wife twice. For this, you will forever travel around heaven in a Toyota station wagon.”
The angel finally looked at our hero, Sam, and said- “You, Sam, have set a fine example. You did not have sex until after marriage, and you never cheated on your wife. For this, you will forever travel through heaven in a Ferrari.”
A short time later, Jon and Dave pulled up in their cars next to Sam’s Ferrari. There he is, sitting on the bonnet, his head in his hands, crying.
“What’s wrong, Sam?” they asked. “You got the Ferrari! You’re set forever! Why so down?”
Sam looked up, ever so slowly opened his mouth, and said, “I just saw my wife go by on a skateboard.”
Hope that put a little smile on your face and Keep On Smilin’
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